Just an ordinary chav from Russian back of beyond, nothing extraordinary. A rapturous admirer of British culture - you know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins. During free time I'm trying to imitate Cockney rhyming accent and overlook Britannica encyclopedia. In the office I'm solving technical conundrums in attempt to sort out incoming bullshit and provide more shiny outcoming bullshit that keeps customers happy and IT industry stocks healthier. If you see me running past with a wild look this means something goes wrong in the world or a local Irish Pub's happy hours is about to over.